Broken Aesop
losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

earthmoonlotus:

geckopirateship:

I have never seen a cis person get bullied for being cis, but I have seen plenty of cis people get called out for being assholes and then claim they’re being bullied for being cis.

^^^^^^^

summershadowtwin:

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

I have become such an Anthony Mackie fan.  Everything he says is just magic.

summershadowtwin:

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

I have become such an Anthony Mackie fan.  Everything he says is just magic.

anxietypizza:

losers-liars-bastards-thieves:

These fuckers are the glue-sniffing cousins of ska music and I love them so much

even after including it in a song, the aquabats cannot dispel the glue-sniffing rumors

yourmediahasproblems:

conservatives

princessgorgon:

lms if u want to be a statue

couldn’t hurt.

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

image

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

infrontofuchi:

No, Annie… Just, no.

infrontofuchi:

No, Annie… Just, no.

babylizard:

but yes, my eyebrow game IS quite ridiculous, thank you for noticing

babylizard:

but yes, my eyebrow game IS quite ridiculous, thank you for noticing

biinarykid:

93gal:

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothes. thanks. 

jadorejcrew:

dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

Everyone needs to read this

and both are glorious.

jadorejcrew:

dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

Everyone needs to read this

and both are glorious.

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*